lusteens:

p0kemina:

I’m having an asthma attack omg this is perfect

one of the few things on tumblr I genuinely find hilarious

trentofsky:

I always think of Canada as the lovechild of England and France after they had a drunken one night stand and England just left it to grow up with its big brother America who was like the rebel of the family.

trapula:

my dizzle is on the lizzle

therealhorusszahhak:

This guy at my school shows up every day with like a fake wolf tail clipped to his back belt loop, and I always see him running from class to class and jumping over things and he looks so happy to exist and sometimes he brings a lil wolf puppet with him and he makes it run along next to him on the strings
I’m just like u go wolf kid live ur dreams

ME TOO JOSH. ME TOO

fuenteses:

does he not realize i would kill like 7 people for this

HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT

fuckyeahlaughters:

A replacement has been found.

ghostboyfriend:

Live fast die young bad cats do it well